Now, I am not one to judge on whether you or ugly or not. Personally, I don’t care what you look like because we are all God’s creatures, right? Yes, I said “creature”- many times, men cheat with just that “a creature”. Let me start over- if you have been boinking, sexting, sending dirty pictures of your roast beef sandwich, dirty e-mails to MY man (not yours), I feel as if I have the right to chew you up and spit you out (judge you). Of course, some women have no idea that a man is in a relationship but 9 times out of 10, the ugly knows the story and just wants her page in the book. Ahhh, a good portion of my life, I have been in relationships involving cheaters and I will not count (because I don’t have enough fingers) how many times I have been cheated on with the uglies.
One would think that if you were going to get cheated on, it would be an obvious ‘upgrade’ to first class, but not so much. Remember the first time you found out there was another woman. You started to imagine what she looked like; long black flowing hair, crystal blue eyes, olive skin tone, a figure to die for and boobs purky enough to bounce a quarter off of. It’s natural for immediate jealousy to set it. “Geez, I totally get why he wanted to be with her, she’s beautiful…f*cking slut”. Then, the day comes…it was one of those days where boredom took over your soul and forced you to start thumbing through Facebook and…what? what’s that? O-M-G, for real? That’s HER? He cheated on me with HER? This is a joke. Are you meaning to tell me I have been duped over a hairy troll? I mean, look at her, she’s practically stepping on her own titties. It looks as if her nose is about to eat her face, “Nice to beak you, I mean meet you”. Can you say MOLE? Mole-e-mole-e-mole-e. Oh shit, is that a hair coming OUT of the mole. Double shit and triple mole. I’m puking now.
If her face looks this bad, me only imagines what her vagina hoo haa looks like. Oh, hello Mr. Roast Beef…mmm, I’m thinking Arby’s.Don’t worry, there’s enough roast for everyone!
Yeah so, talk about a blow to the ego. Being cheated on with an ugly snot whore tends to make you feel just as ugly. Not only does it make you feel like you also have the uglies, it’s damn near baffling and can leave you feeling dumbfounded, stupid. Not to bring up old news, but did you check out the girl Tiger Woods banged that worked at the Waffle House? Not that there is anything wrong with getting a waffle or two, I’m trying to make a valid point here: He went from a model to maker, waffle maker that is. It was a huge leap for mankind. What was my valid point? People are hungry beasts, looking for their next prey whether it be a timid waffle maker, or the chunky town whore. Actually, there was no valid point: I just felt like venting. Anywho, it’s time to get back to work: Why the hell do men cheat with ugly women? (If you are ugly, I apologize, I know you have feelings…but you are only as ugly as you feel)
Why Men Feel The Need To Stick Their Winky In An Ugly Woman’s Stinky
1. Needs A Fast Fix: Look, you know how long it takes to pursue a woman, well…a decent woman. She wants to dining, the wining until she’ll do you and the 69′n. Most men in relationships don’t have that kind of time. I mean, in between pleasing us, work, and flexing…there aren’t enough hours in the day. So, when they are on the hunt, they look for easy targets. “Mmm, 5′2, 125 lbs, hairy mole, saggy titties…perfect”. While the mole mistress is busy being caught up in the whirl wind of attention, thinking she’s special (you’re not) and thinking she’s hot (still not), he’s just trying to think of the easiest, quickest way to get his dick wet. “You’ll do”. “Oh look, a vagina with a pulse..works for me”. So, sometimes the uglies are the easiest and quickest to bone.
2. Is A Sex Addict: We work with them, we’re friends with them and some of us ‘are’ them. Some sex addicts have trouble splitting ‘ugly’ and ‘pretty’. All vagina’s are the same to them, just another hole to get lost in. They do not discriminate against any vagina, all vagina’s have feelings and all vagina’s need love. It’s the sex addict’s duty to distribute and spread the love and the herpes. So, most sex addicts don’t care what you look like, as long as you can lay on your back and spread’em, you’re a top candidate. Go Peni!
3. He’s Horny: I once dated this dude, oh he was a wild one, who would stay out all hours of the night while I was stuck at home with an 11:00 pm curfew. Yes people, it was years ago. I found out that in between my 11:00 pm curfew and 8:00 am (when curfew was lifted), he spent most of his time entertaining ‘pool hall’ skanks, game room sluts and nooky hooky hookers. Okay, not really hookers but some looked like it. So, when he got horny, whether I was there or not…he was going to bump nasties with the nasties. I remember the first time, a witness, pointed out one of the girls he cheated on me with. MOLE! Chubby MOLE! Wait, what? My mole will kick your moles ass, biotch. Not really, I think I whimpered, tucked my tail and went and cried under my bed. That was my first experience with the ‘uglies’, go easy on me.
4. He’s got low self-esteem: Wah Wah Wah, poor baby doesn’t feel good about himself so he’s got to sneak into the grand canyon to feel something special. Please, explain to me why banging an ugly makes you feel better about yourself? It’s not like you won a prize, it’s not like you took the road less traveled…everyone travels that road. Why don’t you grab your balls, throw them over your shoulder and suck it up. We all have low self esteem problems, it’s life and No, I will not RSVP for your little pity party. Go see a shrink. Go look in the mirror and tell yourself stupid shit that makes you feel better. Dating down is not the way to go when trying to raise one’s self esteem. Oh, so since you feel like a teeny weeny, you go find someone that is ugly than you are so you can feel superior, while they feel inferior. Smooth move, jackass.
5. Madonna/Whore Complex: Oh, I love this one. I have experienced this one first hand. Yes, I had front row tickets to this bitch. So, he gets caught ‘cheating’ with some nasty, homely skankaroo, mmmk- asking her for dirty, roast beef sandwich pictures. When he got caught and I asked him “Why the hell are you asking some tramp for dirty nudes but not your girlfriend?”. His reply. Please sit down for this one. “I just don’t see you like that”. Oh yeah, he said it. Some men see their girlfriends/wives as pure, the mother of their children, virgin like. They can’t imagine trying her up, pulling her hair and banging her up the butt with a strap on. In other words, they keep love and sex totally separate. He will make love seldom to his significant other and he will bang the dirty out of the passerby slut. No, it makes no sense…something about not being nurtured as a child from the mother. Needless to say, it’s some twisted doo doo bullshit that leaves you with a WTF feeling.
6. Chasing A High/Filling That Void: “Mmm, maybe if I sleep with as many women possible I can fill this huge void that’s in the cockpit of my soul”. Yeah, maybe…but probably, maybe NOT! Some people are just empty, looking for fulfillment and they try to fill it up with vagina. Yes, of course, 20 minutes of good sex can take your mind off of ‘the void’ but I’m pretty sure, after you’ve reached the big “O”…the void is still there and probably bigger than before. So, now look at ya, “You banged an ugly, widened the void and CHEATED on your girlfriend”. Way to go, pal. Some men like the initial rush of the chase, “Am I going to hit it” “Am I going to get in” “Ew boy, this is fun” “Yeehaw, yay for my dingaling”. The rush that comes with the courting (am I going to get booty) phase makes some men’s genitals tingle. Once that phase is gone and they settle down with a girlfriend, they are still looking for that rush. Some will will continue to chase until they have conquered, and once they’ve won the booty…they go on to the next ugly…while the girlfriend is sitting at home on the pot.
7. You’re A Bitch: Okay, I had to throw this in there because well, dammit, it holds a dingleberry of truth. If you are a bitch, if you are high maintenance, if you are a gold digger, if you bleed and drain your man dry emotionally and physically from bitching and whining, it’s no wonder he’s banging an ugly. Get your shit together, girl. Maybe he was getting tired of hearing you scream “Louis Vuitton” when you came, instead of HIS name. Who knows, maybe you’re a bitch and you suck in bed, or maybe you’re actually the ugly one and the ‘ugly’ is actually the ‘pretty’. Whoa, deepness. I’ve double checked myself. I am not a bitch. I am only a bitch when you cheat on me with other uglies. Capeche?
Yes, I know…I know…you don’t have to tell me. Booty is in the eye of the beer holder, err something like that. Maybe women, like me, have a distorted view of the ‘other’ woman. But, to be honest, I can appreciate some beauty and if I go out of my way to say, “Damn, she ugly”…you probably ugly. Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What might seem ugly to you, might be hot shit to your man. The real question is, what is the ‘ugly’ giving your man that you aren’t? He’s obviously searching for something and who knows, sometimes it’s not even us…sometimes, they will never be fulfilled and no matter how much ugly vagina they get- they will never tap out. Remember, just because your ugly on the outside doesn’t really mean your ugly on the inside. Not so attractive people draw men in all the time because some were blessed with a good sense of humor, personality and probably the ability to give a mean blow job. Never forget that some men just love their white trash. No matter how kinky you make it, no matter how hard you try, no matter how dirty you ride…there will always be someone trashier than you, nastier than you, uglier than you and he ain’t got no problem banging ugly.
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Girl,
It has been awhile!! My ex was not really cheating since he was not in a relationship with anyone except this UGLY married woman… I couldn’t figure out why he didn’t want to be with me, beautiful and fun, and instead have an affair with her. Eeek! But, I realized he was filling a void or something… his loss. He is no longer with the troll though. oops, sorry to judge. Thanks for the post…
Amazing post. Loved every word! Preach on sista-girl.
Thanks for the laffs
Love it! hilarious and inspiring.
I think my ex will enjoy banging a few uglies and then come back crying to me…. I dont think so!
This is so true……..but it applies to women too! Lots of girls will hook up with a dude that other women consider ugly, just cuz they are afraid to admit that they honestly are more attracted to that “type”, and then they will have a boyfriend or husband on the side who is “socially acceptable” as gorgeous by their friends and family…..
LOL this is sooo funny. And it made me feel better amazingly. Yea my ex cheated on me with anything that had a pulse, and I wasn’t a bitch, I only demanded that my lazy good for nothing Indian of a boyfriend, to get a job and support his family. Apparently that was too much pressure for him, and constituted as me being demanding. I was one of the most non high matainence girls out there. Now, after I broke up with ass he actually has a good paying job, but still won’t pay a dime for his kid. I’ve moved on, and have set a higher standard for myself, for starters, no scrubs who insult me by screwing nasties. Even if any of them ever were pretty they were sluts anyways!…like the article says though anything to make them feel better!..
hahah
Beauty is fleeting, true love is forever.
true love is overrated! LOL…its a social construct and a fantasy doesn’t mean SHHYYYTT
Well, I was looking for some perspective, and it looks like I found it. I am the (fat) ugly girl that guys with hot wives or girlfriends try to get with.
In a couple of cases they’ve succeeded because I was bored and going through a years long dry spell by choice. When you haven’t had sex in a year even though dick is constantly being waved in your face, sometimes you’re going to give in.
Anyway, the deal was that whoever their hot wife or girlfriend was usually turned out to be a hoe. As soon as they got married or had a baby together, the sex stopped, but the demands for more money didn’t.
I’m not saying all pretty girls are hoes, but if a person has that inside them, then being pretty makes it easier for them to fool stupid guys into marrying them and/or getting them pregnant.
So then hot women become nothing more than status symbols. For sex, they look to less hot women who will appreciate them more. Sometimes they’re skanks, but quite often they’re just the plain girls who he didn’t notice until he understood what was behind the mask of hotness.
A man doesn’t like to lay on top of someone who cares nothing for them, doesn’t really want them, and doesn’t really appreciate them. Ugly women appreciate their attention more, and to some degree, are more vulnerable.
I’m not justifying myself. No need to, since I don’t think someone who is just using a man for money really deserves to be called a “wife” or “girlfriend”. A woman who uses her children to extort a man also doesn’t deserve either title. I’m just saying that if it happens to you, before you judge the ugly girl, consider the fact that you probably picked on people like her and think you’re better than her…and yet she’s doing your man.
Being pretty doesn’t mean you get a free pass to treat men like crap. We are all on our way to ugly anyway, but the girls who didn’t wear makeup, know how to cook, and wear sensible shoes, age better.
So keep an eye on your man and make sure you’re holding up your end, no matter what you look like. If you’re pretty and you have a good personality and he still cheats on you, then the man is just a fool.
If you’re pretty but you treat him badly, there might be some lonely woman like me out there.
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Wow! This was one of the nastiest, cattiest diatribes I’ve read in a long time. I know that we are a visual society but what’s on the inside really does count for something. Maybe that ugly girl is actually pleasant to be around. Judging you, solely on this ugly rant, you come across as mean spirited and immature. Men cheat on women who are taxing to be around. Women cheat on men for the same reason. You say you were cheated on before. There seems to be a pattern here. Maybe if you upgraded your personality you wouldn’t have this problem. I’m sorry, but as one female to another, this blog isn’t doing your case any favors. It actually wanted me to cheat on you to. I doubt you are a fashion model (but you probably delude yourself into thinking you are on par). Seriously grow up.
Carolyn- I write for my own reasons of release, I do not write to please. Judging me solely by my blog and inner dialogue would be just as silly as me judging you solely on your birdbrained comment. Please be advised that I am not the first blogger to ever write about this topic, it is a common topic but thanks for allowing me to feel special. Also, just a fun fact, not all men cheat on women that are ugly, but in my case, this girl’s ‘ugly’ was actually protruding from the inside out.
When a woman is aware of a man’s committed relationship and still has no problem spreading her legs, …this is ugly my friend, and it goes straight to the bone. I can appreciate your desire to take up for all the ‘other women’ in the world but this only makes me question your position on the topic, which allows me to speculate whether you are, in fact, the “other woman”. I hate to burst your delusional bubble but your opinion as to why men cheat is somewhat demented and way off the mark. Again, your comment allows me to think that you:
a) have been in the dark about being cheated on
b) are one of the spineless floozies, aka ‘the other woman”.
Please know that when you make an assessment about someone, you need to bring a plethora of facts to the table and regarding this situation, you are empty handed. Concerning my blog, I indulge on certain (sometimes personal) topics, releasing only tidbits of information to my readers about myself and the situation. I have no problem with readers voicing personal opinion’s on my blog but please be advised that:
a) these are my deepest, inner thoughts
b) you would never be able to connect me to my blog in a line-up
c) you can not judge a blog when you are unaware of its tone
d) if you are offended by my blog, don’t read it
e) ignorance will be tolerated, hence the reason I approved your comment.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m running late to my photo shoot and I don’t have time for “ugly”.
This article is great! I just found out that my husband cheated with a super fat (270+ lbs) woman, a ugly skank, and a huge woman (6′1 250+). Those are only the recent ones that I know about. I totally did not understand any of it. This helps……..
Thanks
People jock me for talking about ‘ugly’ people as if I think I’m Kate Moss or something. Honestly, it’s not just about looks. Most of these women KNOW that these men are in committed relationships but still let these dudes search for gold in their hoo ha. Personally, that’s as ugly as it gets…trying to screw another woman’s man. I eat people like that for lunch! But, I tell ya, having your man “cheat down” does a number to your self-esteem, well hell…getting cheated on period does a number to your self-esteem. I’m thinking it’s time to throw a little “Lorraina Bobbit” up in this mix.
Amen!!! Not too long ago had this conversation with friends… Just points out that right… looks have nothing to do with it… you are nary if you know a man has a woman and you’ll still screw with him… Then get mad and try to act like he was your dude in the first place or be mad when he go running back to his woman….. I’m just saying people will be people an we can’t stop folks from doing anything…It is what it is but damn don’t insult me by downgrading… UPGRADE sheesh!!! Stay real. Loves this blog.
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Love your post, and the whole site, keep em coming, so insightful, you really put a lot of work into this.
I love the “Roast Beef Sandwich” thing that is classic; and true!
MMmmm, roast beef. I’m thinking Arby’s!
I just found out that my husband of 2 years had been cheating on me for 2 years!!! He cheated on me with the same ugly fat bitch over and over again and she knows who I am and has met me before. Thats not only ugly but completely messed up. I question why he would marry me since he was cheating from the beginning.
After I found out I confronted the woman and she tried to make it out like she wasn’t a slut and said it was my fault! ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Anyway, I let her walk but when I got home I told my husband that I knew everything and of course he denied it for as long as he could. When I finally got him to admit what he had done I got so mad that I punched him in the face several times locking his jaw up. I have never hit anyone in my life and didnt even plan to hit him until I finally heard him say the words.
I am so hurt by what he did to me that I feel that I could never hit him hard enough to make myself feel better. So instead I was looking up reasons why a man would cheat. I feel like I need answers.
I tried so hard to be everything that he wanted me to be. I kept our home clean and spotless, had food prepared when he came home from work, I went to the gym to look good for him, and I thought our personalities clicked which is why I married him.
We all have to keep in mind that shit happens and to move on from it. Its not always easy but its what we have to do to make ourselves happy.
Your blog was so true and seriously funny and it expressed everything I was thinking. It made me feel better to know that I am not the only woman who was cheated on for an “Ugly.”
My boyfriend cheated on me with an unattractive stalker chick. She convinced him that she was a good person and went after him at a time when our relationship was vulnerable as they were friends first. We stayed in each other’s lives but he dated her for a few months when he realized what a conniving, narcissistic asshole she really was. The final straw was when she attacked me verbally, called my phone and tried to coerce him into cutting me off and hurting me. He essentially told her to go fuck herself. The thing I don’t get is I’m tall, modeled when I was a little younger, was accepted into a school for gifted children when I was young(so I’m no airhead) I’m educated-and we have great sex(according to him). He thinks I’m very beautiful. What I will say for this other woman was she had a decent figure-but her face was so odd! She was all gums with these little teeth and not to mention-a conniving witch. He answered her honestly when she asked about me and stated that I was prettier than her by most people’s standards which only made her want to attack me more. She did act like he was the center of the universe though and that’s what he fell for-but when he saw that she was’nt as nice as she tried to potray and that she wanted to hurt me, he dumped her and begged my forgiveness. Every person is allowed one mistake, even his parents know he loves me and thanked me for giving their son a second chance. We’re all human and we all fall. I believe he’s an insecure young man- and we’re going to counseling.TWO STRIKES and you’re out. I won’t have a problem finding a man : ) No I don’t think it’s all about looks-but ugly AND a bitch? C’mon what are you thinking?