TODAY IS NATIONAL VAGINA DAY! OKAY, NOT REALLY BUT…………
I’m going to let you in on a little secret of mine. No, I don’t have a talking vagina but I do have a musical one. It definitely takes the term “vibrato” to another level. Yes, I have one talented va-j-j. (Pff, that’s what he said) Considering I am very musical inclined this works out great for me, and on those days I’m feeling somewhat down, I just spread my legs and listen to the latest Top 40. On those not so clean days, you can find me and my vagina singing a duet of “Rubber Ducky”. When I’m feeling happy or excited, my vagina and I blow bubbles. Um, I’m not sure what that had to do with music but err, I just let that one slip. So many women around the world are blessed with talented vaginas. I envy the ones that have talking hoo ha’s. If only I could get my cute, little dildo box to talk to me. I wonder what she would say. What would your vagina say? WWYVS
- Stop poking fun at me.
- Quit sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong.
- Can’t touch this. (I’d like to thank M.C. Hammer for making this possible)
- Who turned out the lights?
- Okay, who farted?
- I’m starting to get the feeling we aren’t alone.
- It really is the inside that counts.
- You can’t just cum in and out of my life like that.
- Give me puberty, or give me death!
- Whew, I’m stuffed.
- Clit me with your best shot!
- I’ve got an asshole for a neighbor.
Tell me what you think your hoo ha/ding dong have to say!!!
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07/13/09 My Personal Ramblings, Sex 9 Comments
Of course mine would say, “Bitch, you put the Ho in Housewife!”! And then I’d have to yell back at Ms. V and tell her to go and fix me and my Cabana Boy a cocktail, before the hubby gets home from work!
Oh wow, your vagina makes cocktails? Mine bakes, she’s a really Donna Reed, apron and all.
My vagina can not say anything, currently laughing way too hard at your post. Please tell me you are going to Blogher? Please.
Would you believe that I just started really fooling around with Blogher? Okay, not like “under the table” fooling around, none of that footsie shit but I’ve been stalking the site a bit and posted a few things. I don’t think I really know anyone well enough to go. I’m thinking I should do a little bit more stalking, don’t cha think? Are you going? When is it? If I were a better stalker, I should already know all of this. ..VIVA LA BLOGHERSVAGINA!!
My vagina is laughing!!! It’s the weekend! I will be using it to extort work out of my hubby.
Mmmm, so what you are saying is that you are letting your husband play with your vah-hoo-haa and in return, he must do chores/work around the house…in exchange for your fabulous vah-tinky-winky? Your vagina sounds like a total diva, and I’m totally jealous. Please send me a “How To Turn Your Vagina Into A Diva” email so I can make my vagina divalicious. Dammit, my hoo ha will be my new deadly weapon, “Why yes, you may play but then you gotta pay…DO THE DISHES BIOTCH”. Umph, sorry…I think I drank way too much
cracktea today.P.S.- I tried to imagine what your vagina sounds like when it laughs, I’m not going to even tell you all the noises I came up with lol. Not to get personal or anything, but my vagina oinks.
LOL! Hilarious! I think today, mine is saying, “Hey, let’s just pop that next B.C. pill…who nees a period this month, anyway?”
*needs