The Queen of Relationships

Good Morning, my beautiful readers. You are beautiful, don’t cha know? Not as beautiful as my left pinky toe BUT beautiful nonetheless. It’s a beautiful day today and what a perfect day it is for writing. Okay, so, it’s not really beautiful here…the sun is hidden, the clouds are massive and my armpit won’t stop itching. I am having this insane issue with scratching my armpit, every time I go to scratch, I get tickled and then I chuckle and the process is on continuously repeated. Damn, it’s going to feel great to put deodorant on. Ahh, what a great way to start a Sunday.

First of all, just wanted everyone to know that I am still alive. I haven’t been avoiding my blog purposely. I actually had a little tear roll down my cheek the other day when I thought of my blog. Life has been extremely weird lately and I’ve been crazy busy delving into it with a fork and a slab of butter. I think of you often and wonder if my readers have forgotten me, replaced me or thrown me out like chopped liver. I try to keep my writing steady but it looks as if I am only spitting out one a week. Honestly, it’s all about quality. I would rather write one a week then spit a million different posts at you that were half-assed. Is ‘half-assed’ a word? Mental Note: Ask Webster about “half-assed”.

Now, my lovely people, most of you might not know but when I write something, almost 99% of the time, I research topics before I write.  I like to read about what others have to say about a certain topic, so know that when I write “Top Tens” etc, it’s not based totally on my own opinion. I had someone leave a comment not long ago that told me I needed to start my blog off with, “This is how “I” feel”, or “This is what “I” think. This person was concerned that I was having an impact on the younger generation with my posts and opinions. Wow, am I really that special? What? I have an impact on the children of tomorrow? The comment came after one of my infamous “Top Ten Turn Offs”. I actually think it was the one about what turns off women. Granted, the person who left a comment was a man. Again people, I don’t make this shit up. I mean, I blog my own shit but when it comes to “Top Ten” or “Reasons”, it’s something I’ve really researched. It would be silly to assume that all women think like moi.

With that being said, I just wanted to tell you all that I’m still here and I think of you often. Not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what you are doing, what you are reading. It helps me to know that we are still all under the same blue sky. Omg, I think that was the cheesiest sentence I have ever written. Okay, folks, I will be spitting out a new post shortly, as soon as I get my panties out of a wad.