You know, I couldn’t count on my hands how many times I’ve been cheated on. You basically get to a point in your life when you start to expect it.It’s easy to go numb after someone cheats on you or after you have been cheated on so many times. I think I tend to hide behind my single status rather than get into a relationship and have to worry about someone keeping their zipper up. So, do you think your girlfriend is cheating on you? Or, maybe you think your boyfriend is cheating on you?
The one thing I’ve learned in all my dating years it’s “go with your gut”. If you have a weird feeling that something might be going on, then it probably is. God didn’t give us intuition for nothing. Listen to your inner feelings, don’t push them to the side and ignore them. Of course, sometimes it’s easier just to pretend that we don’t see it because we feel like it’s easier. You better confront that, fool. If you don’t, get then you better go inspector gadget on her ass.
Oh, Hello to All The Wonderful Signs of Cheating!!
Increase Interest In Working Out- Is he cheating on me? So, does your little pooky have a sudden interest in going to the gym and working out? Man, I should have seen that one coming but I didn’t. Bastard. You think he was trying to look good for me? Well, hell no. Who even knows if he was even at the gym. He left fat and came back fat. Pfft. <end rant> Anyway, if your lover/partner, out of the blue, starts going to the gym and starts focusing on getting in shape-red flag.
Working Late- Is he cheating on me? All of a sudden ole Georgy Porgy is worried about the Steward account and he has to stay late for work, or does he/she? If your mate starts to get home late from work there might be some extra-curricular activities that involved handcuffs and screaming words that would make your mother cringe. You might need to pull out your “I SPY” kit and do a drive-by. Hey, this isn’t stalking, you’re just making sure that things are going accordingly.
Picking Fights- Is he cheating on me? Yeah, he picked a fight every single second. It wasn’t even my fault. Why was he picking fights? Well, because he was banging someone else and felt guilty for it and he took it out on me. Pretty twisted, uh? Also, the more he banged her the more my flaws seem to shine; therefore, he started to pick me apart. Nothing I did was good enough, everything I said was wrong- I lost either way. If they start picking fights with you leaving you thinking WTF?, be concerned.
No Phone Calls- Is he cheating on me?So, she used to call you everyday. Anytime she sneezed, she made sure you knew about it. Well, the calls aren’t really coming anymore. You know why? Because she’s talking to someone else. All the time she used to spend talking to you has now been taken by someone else. “I’ve been busy”. Oh, so we’ve been talking all the time for three years and all of a sudden you got busy? Don’t play stupid. This calls for a mental bitch slap.
No More Attention- You jump out of the bedroom in a red teddy, he looks you up and down and finishes reading the newspaper. Yep, it’s basically over. If he quits giving you attention then something is seriously up or err,down. You shouldn’t have to beg for attention. I mean, that’s why ya’ll are together right? Because you enjoy one anothers company. Well, doesn’t look like it, uh? If your mate stops giving you the attention you’re used to then there is probably some other huzzy getting that attention.
Why People Hang Around In A Relationships When They Are Not Happy, Good Question! Let Me Know When You Find The Answer!
These are just a few signs to look for when trying to figure out if your mate is cheating on you. I would say the best thing to do is ask, but people lie. Not everyone is man/woman enough to admit their faults or end the relationship. Why people hang around in a relationship their not happy in is beyond me. Oh, unless you are paying his bills and his car note, that’s a good reason to hang around.
Never take being cheated on personally. Yes, I know it’s hard. Believe me, I’ve been there a dozen times. It’s not about you, it’s about them. Remember? “It’s not you, it’s me”. Well, that little line holds some serious truth. It’s not about the way you look, how fat you are, what your breathe smells like, or how could you kiss- obviously somewhere, somehow- he got bored. It seldom has anything to do with you and has everything to do with him/her. Their lack of control, their inability to commit, the wanting the cake and eating it too.
Just check it off as a favor. Better that it happened now than when your 90 and he’s wheeling his wheel chair into someone else’s room in the nursing home. Think of all that time you would have wasted on the ole geezer. Dust your boots off, keep your head up and keep going. There’s a million people out there, half of them are crazy but there’s bound to be one that fits you like a glove.
