I’m not saying that I’m 30 or even over 30 but if I “were” to be 30 or over 30…I would wonder where the hell a 30-year-old woman might find a stud muffin of a man? Okay, he doesn’t have to be a stud, or even a muffin but if he is a stud…bravo and if he is a muffin…damn, I hope he’s blueberry.
Before you go on the search for your soul mate, read my recent post about learning how to “Settle For Your Soul Mate”
Women in their thirties (and older) are not “Old Maids” for being single…
I always wonder who put the “Old Maid” label on single, older women. Did you know that in other countries, if you are not married by a certain age…you are considered flawed? Mmm, Let me think…I’m married or I’m flawed? I’ll take flawed for $200, Alex. As if the “old maid” stereotype isn’t enough, men seem to be non-existent when you reach a certain age. Well, there is penis everywhere, but being surrounded by sausage doesn’t exactly mean there’s an open invitation to the meat market. Damn, weren’t the college years fun…when everyone was single and the word “commitment” was more less putting a deposit down on your first apartment? Times, they’re-a-changing …while biological clocks are ticking. Tick Tick Tock
Sitting at home, waiting for Mr. Right will give you a pot belly and a hairy back…
Who knows, maybe there is a ding-a-ling shortage or maybe it’s our own short comings that keep us from finding Mr. Right and the picket fence. Look, I don’t know much but I know this much: You will not meet Mr. Right while sitting on the couch eating pizza. Well, unless you have a thing for delivery boys and anchovies. You must use the force, Melba!
Find yourself, then find “the one” oh, and the golden ticket! You did it, Charlie!
I don’t feel like going into my whole “you need to find yourself before you find him”, let’s just assume you found yourself this morning, had an ‘aha’ moment and are ready to meet the hottest sausage on the market, the muffin market. Oh, do you know the muffin man? Where’s a girl woman to go when she’s looking to fall into the lap of luxury Mr. Right? Oh wait, mental note- don’t go looking for love, you are on a mission to get out of the house and socialize. If you make ‘finding a man’ your top priority, trust me- you will find one, but he’ll probably be more of a “Mr. Right Now” than a “Mr. Right Up My Alley”.
If you haven’t read my recent post …”Why It’s Great To Be Single”, you should!
Look, let’s cut the crap here: You wanna talk about where to meet the men and I got a 10:00 with a cucumber and a nut so let’s just get this over with, okay? “Bus driver…MOVE THAT BUS!
How to Meet Men After Thirty!
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07/11/10 Being Single 9 Comments
