I say the word ding-a-ling. Imagine going to work, while the voices in your head are rambling. You could be thinking about how you shouldn’t have had that double shot of expresso, how the lady at the corner bus stop had an ass the size of Houston or how you wished all _________ would just go to hell. Of course, these are some of the G rated thoughts that whisk through your mind, think of some of the other thoughts that you wouldn’t dare think about saying. I say the word vagina. This blog…”Queen of Relationships”, this is my inner dialogue. I’m not implying that this blog is rated X because it’s a far cry from ‘Disney G’. As it comes to mind and through my fingers, I slam it into publication without a flinch. I could easily censor and aim to please but then I would be denying myself the true reason of this blog, my own self-discovery and passion regarding relationships. I like the word poo-nanny.
I think it’s important to make a mental sticky note of why I use the term “Queen”. No, I do not own a throne (well, unless you count the potty), a clergy and have the most trouble in the world getting people to bow to my greatness. So, who died and made me “Queen”? Well, no one has had to die just yet but I’m always flabbergasted when people throw the, “What makes you think you are the queen?” Look, we both know I’m not a real queen or you obviously would have heard me screaming “off with their heads” years ago. So, that makes me a self-proclaimed queen. This doesn’t mean I think I have it all figured out, what I am trying to imply is that I have been in so many relationships, I might as well be the damn queen. This doesn’t mean that I have perfect relationships, nor do I consider myself to be perfect. Basically, when it comes to being in all sorts and different types of relationships…I’ve been there. I’ve been in healthy relationships, abusive and toxic relationships, boring relationships, Godly ones…from dating youth pastor’s to borderline sociopath’s, jocks, nerds, rebels, party animals and the list goes on. Each relationship was a learning experience and this is what I bring to the table. I still have a lot to learn because one never stops learning and can always strive to be better. Remember that the purpose for my blog is not to just share experiences but to work though my own.
